It's a green shirt with a Shortpacked! employee badge! This is an idea that a guy or two every year or so says I should totally make and everyone would buy one. I didn't believe that guy or two.
But you can vindicate him! Maybe.
It's only in dude sizes because none of the girls colors available to me are green. So this'll be a Gildan 2000 tshirt in Kelly Green. Please allow up to two weeks for shipping, and know that ladies shirts seem to run about a size smaller than usual.